…this week’s best conversational moments!!
Funniest Conversation of the Week Award…
Five-year-old Cousin: Melissa, are you Nicole’s sister?
Melissa: Yup.
Five-year-old Cousin: Then why don’t you live with her?”
Melissa: Because I’m a grown-up now. So I live on my own.
Five-year-old Cousin: But who babysits you?
Possibly my favorite thing my sister Nicole has ever said to me…
Nicole: [As Melissa sings nonsensical lyrics along to an Adele song] What if people knew what we were really like?
Overheard at Nicole’s graduation party…
Party Attendee: Hey, who does Joey* belong to? He’s out on the patio, uh, entertaining everyone.
Joey’s Mom: [completely serious] I have no idea.
*Name changed to protect the innocent and ridiculously cute
Probably the least mature, most honest thing I’ve said in a long time…
Coworker: I need someone to serve on a committee.
Melissa: But I don’t want more responsibility.
Conversation that seriously shouldn’t have been so hard…
My brother and sister: You order for us.
Melissa: Fine.
McDonald’s employee: How can I help you?
Melissa: Could we please get a number one, a number twelve and then a large pop.
McDonald’s employee: But the meals come with a drink.
Melissa: Yeah, but we need an extra one.
McDonald’s employee: But there are free refills.
Melissa: Yes, but you see there are three of us. So we need three drinks.
McDonald’s employee: Well, what do you want for your third meal?
Melissa: Uh, we don’t need a third meal.
McDonald’s employee: But you need a third drink?
Melissa: Yup.
McDonald’s employee raises eyebrows skeptically.
Melissa: [thinking she seriously should’ve made Nathanael and Nicole order their own meals] It’s like this – they’re eating, I’m not. I only want a pop. Please.
McDonald’s employee: Okay, we’ve got a number one, a number twelve and a large pop. That’ll be $13.67.
Melissa: Did you include the side of super-sized confusion? (All right, so I didn’t actually say that last line…)
Melissa: Did you include the side of super-sized confusion? (All right, so I didn’t actually say that last line…)
And lastly, definitely the most disturbing thing anyone has ever said to me…this week…
Random guy wearing way too much jewelry: [while holding a door open for me] After you, honeycakes.
Comments 3
ROFLOL, love the Joey comment. Your posts are always a delight, honeycakes.
Loved this blog post, honeycakes!
*snort*
Uh-oh, it may have been a mistake to recount the honeycakes thing…:) But I’ll say this for Jewelry Man…holding the door open for me was nice. Even if he did completely freak me out with the endearment…